In which I realise I can’t tell the Sand Snakes apart, Cersei gets what she deserves just when I was starting to like her and I unwillingly watch Samwell lose his virginity.
-I see absolutely nothing good coming out of Jon going north of the Wall. Look what happened last time.
-Is Tormund really that big or is it CGI? It’s been obsessing me for weeks.
-Oh my, I agree with what Alliser said. What is wrong with me?
-Is Aemon dying? Nope, nope, nope.
-Theon, you better light that stupid candle.
-Awwww shit. You had one job, Theon.
-So they did kill Aemon. First person in GoT to die of old age.
-Five years of winter coming and now it’s officially here. Such cold. Much snow.
-I hate the way the Boltons torture people. I hate Ramsay. He’s even worse than Joffrey.
-This is disgusting.
-Stupid Theon. They cut off his dick and it automatically makes him unable to do anything good.
-Not that he was Mother Theresa before…
-Melisandre, if you touch Shireen…
-“Get out.” You don´t get to talk about Stannis’ daughter like that, girl.
-Ghost saved the day (because Sam clearly wasn’t going to succeed).
-I had forgotten about Ghost. I missed him so much. I need a direwolf.
-Are Sam and Gilly going to…?
-Yup.
-Well, that was awkward. And somewhat uncomfortable.
-Daario is sooo much better than the whatshisface Dany is marrying.
-Daario’s solution to everything: mass murder. And I still like him. Seriously, something is wrong with me.
-I wish every scene ever involved Dianna Rigg and Jonathan Pryce, discussing joint pain.
-Cersei’s scenes when she shows that being a mother is her main concern are the ones that I find the most touching.
-Pop star Jerome Flynn returns.
-I need more background with these Sand Snakes, I still haven’t learned their names.
-So far we’ve only had a couple of scenes of them being very angry and that’s not enough for me to truly care.
-I knew it! Poisoned daggers. Sneaky.
-Don’t you dare kill Bronn, show.
-Boobs.
-Boobs again.
-I’m sure there was another way of getting Bronn to call you pretty without threatening his life.
-Tyrion has almost reached his destination. Is this when Dany’s storyline starts getting a bit more interesting?
-She must know it’s Jorah. I mean, he is STILL wearing those clothes.
-Tyrion, of course you are the gift. Always.
-Jonathan Pryce knows about Lancel. Ouch, ouch.
-Silly Lancel. That’s what happens when you fry someone’s forehead.
-Cersei is screwed. I don’t know what to think.
-This means Tommen is now on his own, right? And I don’t even think he has a Hand of the King.
-Someone let Stannis know. This is his moment!
How is Theon still alive after all his fuck ups? I’m sick of him and he isn’t even my slave.
My thoughts exactly!! And then they go and kill all the cool people 😦