Thoughts I Had While Watching GoT’s ‘The Dance of Dragons’

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So mad at you right now, Stannis. Also, I’ve officially lost interest in any plot that’s not zombie army-related.

-If there are no dancing dragons in this episode, I’m going to be quite disappointed.

-I’m sure Ramsay is behind this fire and I want to KILL HIM.

-Wun Wun is the best.

vlcsnap-2015-06-08-16h19m28s165-Are all the remaining seasons going to be this snowy?

-Please, don’t tell me Stannis is sending Davos away to bleed Shireen during his absence –because he knows Davos would talk him out of it.

-This cute moment between Shireen and Davos feels like a premonition that something bad is going to happen. I don’t like it.

-I like Doran’s views on everything.

-I mean, as much as it pains me, Oberyn actually chose to participate in the combat where he met a gross death.

-I can safely say that after a whole season, the Sand Snakes have done NOTHING. I was so looking forward to these new characters and I still haven’t even learned their names.

-Mark Gatiss!!! Love him.

-Is…. Meryn Trant…. a paedophile?

-Ugh, he is, he is!!!!

-That girl is 10 years old. 12, if I’m being generous. Disgusting.

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-No, Stannis, don’t do whatever you are thinking of doing.

-Nope, nope, that’s a pyre. HELL NO!

vlcsnap-2015-06-08-16h23m33s60-Melisandre, you slut.

-This can’t be happening.

-Oh, so NOW Selyse decides she loves her daughter. Well, it’s never too late.

-Stop this, someone stop this.

-Look at that Melisandre c**nt smiling.

-I hate her (but at the same time, I want to have a body that amazing when I’m in my forties).

Stannis, you disappointed me. This just almost put you on the top of the list of awful rulers.

-And back to the current number one of that list!

-If I ever make the terrible mistake of having a boyfriend and then marrying him, I want to wear the dress Daenerys is wearing at the wedding.

-Has Dany already married this idiot?

-Daario is so attractive and eloquent. Just saying.

-Was that a smile on Dany’s face when she saw Jorah? I think it was.

-Jorah, you are so cool.

-The Sons of the Harpy exhaust me. So tired of them.

-Dany, don’t touch him! He has that disease!

-This is stressing me.

-Screeeeeeewed.

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-Yes! Dragons! YASSS. Thank God she didn’t have all of them locked in that dungeon.

-This is effing amazing.

-I need a dragon ASAP. A dragon, a giant and a white direwolf.

-Awww, Drogon is so cute. He loves his mummy.

-Oh my, she is going to ride the dragon.

-Yes.

-YESSSS.

-Although you should have put more effort into the CGI, guys.

-And the dragon didn’t dance at all. Not cool.

-I should just stick to shows like Blue Peter or The Muppets.

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