Ah, the Oscars. How I love them. I have been watching them live since I was about ten years old, and I always enjoy them thoroughly. Yes, even if the broadcast lasts a million hours. I simply love them. You can’t always agree with all the Academy Award nominees for Best Picture, though. In my case, I always resent that they leave a very good movie out to give its place to something starring, let’s say, Brad Pitt (don’t mistake me, I love Brad Pitt) or something directed by David O. Russell (I can’t stand David O. Russell, I think he’s too full of himself and his movies are crap – except for Three Kings, I love that one).
But putting rants aside, that introduction was simply my way of preparing you for a new set of honest posters courtesy of The Shiznit, like they do every year. They show the nominees for what some of them are really like -films that are only there because of its director or actors, or because one performance was very obviously created from its start to become an Oscar-nominated one. Please, be less obvious, people. But I am happy that they recognised one of my favourite films of the year, Mad Max: Fury Road.
Also, my favourite posters are the ones from Ex Machina, The Martian and The Big Short. Oh, who am I kidding? All the posters are hilarious.
Steve Jobs
Inside Out
The Danish Girl
The Big Short
Spotlight
Ex Machina
The Hateful Eight
Brooklyn
Bridge of Spies
The Martian
The 88th Academy Awards will take place on February 28, and will be hosted by Chris Rock.
Corleones & Lannisters 
Ahahaha. Those a great.