The one where lots of people break oaths.
-Davos’s face is everyone’s face. Also, I quite like Jon’s new haircut. Good job, Mel.
-Of course he’s freaking out. I would probably just die again.
-Melisandre’s face is also everyone’s face.
-I love how Davos is always the voice of reason.
-That scene where Jon appears before the others. Love it.
-Come to think of it, with that new haircut, Jon reminds me even more of Robb.
-Aww Sam. He doesn’t even know that Jon died in the first place, right?
-How did little Sam get so big so soon? Hasn’t it been only a few days since they left Castle Black?
-Young Ned! Wait, what?
-Six seasons waiting for this scene.
-That Kingsguard is pretty hot. There. I said it.
-Young Ned reminds me of Neil Patrick Harris. Now I can’t unthink it.
-I’m so stressed, even though I know Ned doesn’t die here.
-Wait, he heard Bran calling him? Don’t cut this scene, I need to know what happens next! (like we don’t already).
-So Bran is basically going to learn everything that happened pre-GoT.
-Again, not sure if I care much about Daenerys’s storyline. Why do they keep doing this to her?
-Her life is fricking depressing, I must add.
-So this girl here with Varys is a terrorist? Right now it’s all a bit zzzzzzzz.
-I do love Varys whenever he gives a speech, though.
-You can never have enough Tyrion. Only he would start that conversation, and only he would suggest playing I Have Never.
-Oh, so the little birds are actually little children. I should have guessed.
-Council! I don’t like the Lannister uncle, so smug -even for a Lannister. He doesn’t care about Myrcella’s death? Or the Dorne situation, considering that Dorne is quite close to them geographically?
-Oh, the High Sparrow is still there.
-This Karate Kid thing with Arya is killing me. It’s so cool and I love it. Not like her season 1 lessons, but she’s getting there!
-I think Ramsay is officially a bigger villain than Joffrey ever was, more despicable. Ramsay makes Joffrey look like a Disney prince.
-OMG Osha!!! Rickon!!! I had no idea they were coming back! They won’t die, will they? To have them back just to kill them off seems odd. But also: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO KILL ANOTHER DIREWOLF!!!??? Now we only have Jon’s, Bran’s and Arya’s.
-But seriously, they killed the direwolf. Jon, or whoever, kill them all!!!
-And back to Castle Black: yessss, kill the bastards!!!
-I hate that little brat. Olly, I can’t wait to see you die.
-There you go, wish come true (excellent make up, by the way).
-Does this mean that now Jon is going to go to Winterfell and start killing everyone? Because YES.
OMG, if that psycho touches the Stark boy…
Jon needs to kill Ramsay Bolton. That is all.