I wish Starz would stop SPOILING the episodes. I have known for a week now that Brianna and Jamie are going to meet on this episode. Why couldn’t they let me be surprised? I hate it.
-Young Ian is back! After weeks of being who knows where.
-By the way, I didn’t mention this, but I found last week’s, err, consummation, a bit uncomfortable. I don’t know.
-You know and I know Lizzie is going to ruin things in some way.
-I feel so bad for Brianna.
-This is terrible.
-And taking off all those clothes by yourself seems almost impossible.
-You see Lizzie’s face. That is the face of someone who thinks Roger did that.
-Is Roger in the same inn?
-“Did he hurt you?” Didn’t you just see her bruised back, Lizzie?
-Ugh, Downton looks so gross.
-Is Roger going to find out today about the rape?
-Please, don’t make Roger have to go all the way to Philly.
-Oops, looks like he is going to go.
-I hope we don’t have to go all the way to River Run before going to Fraser’s Ridge. Too long.
-No, Brianna, you are not going to catch that ship.
-Considering the previews I have seen of this episode, is she going to see Jamie now? Because I hope she does.
-Well, Brianna is getting a recap of last week’s episode, courtesy of Lizzie.
-Oh my god, they are going to meet.
-I can’t write now.
-Is he peeing at an alley in the books, too, when he meets his daughter?
-Dude, don’t you remember the photos of Brianna Claire showed you?
-I’m not crying.
-Okay, I am. Mother and daughter reunited! We needed to have everyone in the same century.
-Ian looks so chill about everything.
-Like, super chill.
-Ohh, Lizzie likes Ian….
-Ouch, Brianna thinks Roger went back to Scotland. This is not going to end well.
-Brianna, at least give him the ring.
-Wait, then she would have to talk about Bonnet.
-Yup, Brianna knows about this Bonnet. Ian certainly loves to share everything that’s happened.
-I’m assuming the ring thing is not going to come up for weeks.
-Nope, Jamie, you are indeed terrible at changing history.
-Yes, Brianna, it is an incredible land – and stolen from the natives.
-Pause time to google who Daniel Boone is.
-Aww, Murtagh is going to meet Brianna.
-Of course girls rush to kiss Jamie whenever they can.
-Please, who sleeps where, I need a proper explanation about the sleeping situation. So many people.
-Big reveal about the obituary! Poor Frank.
-Claire had to come back to Jamie because he is a stud.
-Oh, so it didn’t take long for Roger to leave the ship. I feel like I am in Game of Thrones last season, when everyone travelled so fast. Which I prefer.
-I sense trouble. If Roger shows up there, I sense trouble.
-That looks like a great life, out in the woods, if I’m being honest.
-With her hair like that, Brianna does look a lot like Jamie.
-Ouch. That Frank mention while shooting must have hurt.
-I feel like Frank predicted Brianna might go back to the past and taught her useful stuff.
-“It doesn’t translate.” Oh, I’m sure it does.
-Okay, it’s not a terrible word.
-I feel like Jamie hates Roger.
-If they go hunting, I bet my life she is going to tell him about the Bonnet rape.
-Oh, so they are leaving now? In the middle of the night?
-Poor Jamie, never gets to raise his children.
-Oh, I can see something: Brianna will tell Jamie about the rape, but not that it was Bonnet, because that would make Jamie feel so guilty that he helped him in episode one.
-Conflicting emotions.
-I would not be caught dead touching that hive.
-Oh, Jamie, you are not subtle at all.
–Da sounds odd. But okay, it’s cute.
-So they didn’t have the rape talk that day. It’s fine, but I see it coming.
-Oh, so Bree still plans to return to the 20th century.
-Well, Jamie, she called you Da because you told her to. He looks so happy, bless him.
-Lizzie, leave Brianna alooooone.
-Holy crap, how did Claire know Bree was pregnant?
-Okay, so the confession I predicted is happening with Claire instead. Makes more sense.
-This is terrible.
-This is an awful conversation to have with your mother.
-And now Claire will tell Jamie, and there will be DRAMA.
-I can see Jamie crumbling inside.
-Oh, Roger, great moment to show up.
-Like, really great moment.
-And of course Lizzie sees him. This is going to be baaaaaaad.
-Ohhh, Claire is going to discover, because of the ring, that it was Downton.
-Her face.
-Oh no, I can feel the confusion coming.
-Oh my god, is Jamie going to kill Roger?
-His face says so.
-No, Lizzie, you are not sure of it.
-Aaand Claire is going to feel so bad about finding out it was Downton.
-No, Brianna, Claire shouldn’t keep this to herself. Claire and Jamie do not keep secrets from each other!
-It’s going to be awful.
-Oh no.
-Geez, Jamie, let him say something!
-Oh my, Roger is going to die.
-He looks dead already.
-What are they doing with Roger?
-That’s what happens when families don’t communicate. This is a Shakespearean comedy of errors, but with brutal beatings.
-Sam Heughan owned this episode, by the way. And Caitriona and Sophie with those two conversations about the rape.
-Seriously, where is Young Ian taking Roger? I’m scared.
