I just hope things will get better from now on, because these past few episodes have been a down-fest. I don’t know, at least I know we are getting John Grey back on this episode. How he always manages to casually be around the Frasers, I don’t know, but I won’t complain if it means he returns.
-Is Murtagh going to going to die? I’m kind of scared about that.
-A shower! Outlander knows about my concerns.
-WAIT! Roger. Thank god it was a day-dream.
-I was scared for a second.
-I’d also dream of showers if I were there.
-Wait, there’s a hobbit on this episode?
-I am sure Brianna is cursing the day she took Lizzie in.
-Yes, Lizzie, it is your fault.
-Is there a movie about the Jacobites, now that they mention it?
-Rollo!
-Well, Ian, your uncle implied Bree lied about being raped, so I’d be mad too if I were Claire.
-Ian ships Jamie and Claire so hard.
-Fergus! He should be on the show more often.
-Way more often.
-How can Fergus not have a job? He’s Fergus. He could do what he wanted. Just rewatch season 2.
-At least we are getting some Fergus/Murtagh time.
-Okay, that was it. A three-second scene.
-Poor Phaedre, she is not used to compliments.
-How are they going to hide the pregnancy with those corseted dresses?
-Of course Ellen is basically Brianna.
-Very sneaky, Marsali. Respect.
-Oh, this conversation isn’t going the way I expected at all.
-Like, I thought she was gonna tell Murtagh to beat it.
-A hobbit!
-Oh, Bree doesn’t look pregnant.
-Seriously, how’s that possible.
-Brianna, they are clearly trying to set you up. Run.
-Right, they are all racists. I almost forgot.
-Ugh, Wolff is gross. Gross, gross, gross.
-This has become a Monty Python sketch. Let’s all get Bree.
-Is one of those stones going to be a time travel thing?
-John! Does Bree know who he is?
-John HAS to see the resemblance between Bree and his beloved Jamie.
-Awkward silence in the house.
-Murtagh, always straight to the point.
-Fergus being there has almost made me forget this Regulators plot is boring as hell. Almost.
-Fergus and Marsali are so adorable.
-Pippin is jealooooooous.
-Was psychology even a thing?
-Haha! Best delivery of “yes” ever.
-John is so picturing Jamie in that forest.
-Whatsyourname, you just got ANALYSED.
-Subtle way of revealing you were picturing Jamie, Lord John.
-Pippin. Stop. It.
-Yup, now John knows. THANK YOU, LIZZIE.
-Well, Brianna, everyone can see your aunt is trying to marry you off.
-I love the way Ulysses narrates everything that happens.
-Jocasta, you are a terrible liar.
-Why is Jocasta such a Debbie Downer?
-Downton! This is the episode where Murtagh dies…
-That was… way too easy.
-Breeeee… Read the letteeeeeer…
-I can’t stop thinking about how she is going to give birth in the 18th century.
-I KNEW that guy’s secret was that he was gay.
-Is Murtagh going to prison? Booooh. At least he is taking Downton down with him.
-Ugh, just leave Bree alone, unmarried.
-Is Bree going to run away?
-Okay, I see this marriage as an option.
-Ouch, Bree, that was a low blow. Desperate, but low.
-I’d swear John has just threatened to be rough in bed if he marries her.
-This is going badly bad baaaaaad.
-Brianna, everybody knows Lord John is in luuuurve with Jamie.
-Lord John, can’t you at least be engaged to her for a while, until they find Roger?
-Noooo, do not walk towards that proposal, Bree!
-Yes! Lord John is doing what I’ve suggested!
-Otherwise, that would have been an awful match for Bree.
-I feel like Forbes might a serial killer.
-Jocasta truly is blind.
-Oh, hello again, Jamie and Claire. I had forgotten about them.
–That is a massive bone.
-Oh my, is that the dead dude who was a captive alongside Roger?
-They are a whole month behind them???
-I’m loving this hairband look on Claire. I might copy it.
-Yes, Brianna, he has a son, who happens to be your brother.
–“If he’s anything like his father.” Muahahahahaha.
-Reveal time!
-Not the reveal I expected.
–Now you read the letter.
-No, let’s hear what it says!
-Claire, it only took you an entire episode.
-No, Claire. You found out about Downton as Jamie was beating the crap out of Roger. Impossible time-wise.
-Poor Jamie, the childless father.
-Sam Heughan is really stepping out this season.
-Not like he hasn’t in the previous ones -because he has, but I like the way he portrays forty-something Jamie.
-That Claire wig is a glorious wig.
-Outlander sexy time!
-Have they showered since they left Fraser’s Ridge?
-It didn’t take many episodes for Roger’s beard to return.
-What the hell is that punching Soul Train?
-That last punch, though.
-I need to apologise because, even though I hadn’t verbalised it, I have spent the last three episodes thinking the Mohawk were the Mohicans, as in, the ones from the Daniel Day-Lewis film. But only because I stupidly assumed Mohawk in Spanish was translated as “Mohicano”, which is the name for Mohicans and of course the name I knew from the film. I solemnly swear I will do some research on both tribes and, from now on, will always check the Spanish translation of a given name before making any assumptions.
-But I do hope Roger’s okay. At this rate, he is going to die in the 18th century of internal bleeding.
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