Dark 3×03 ‘Adam & Eve’: Thought by Thought

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-I am guessing who Eve is.
-Oh crap, Ariadne is following everyone.
-What the hell, how many people had the Charlotte pocket watch?
-Is that why Tannhaus adopted her?
-Blind Tannhaus looks like the new villain.

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-Ugh, the broken lip dude again.
-Oh boy, my brain is already exploding.
-Someone please take that metal rope thing he uses for choking purposes away from him! He is like Bardem with the bolt pistol in No Country for Old Men.
-Martha has aged into her grey years (let’s call them that) sooo much better than Jonas.
-Is Eve the good guy, then?
-I already need to watch this episode twice.
-I had forgotten about Ulrich’s brother.
-Does Ulrich seriously not recognise that corpse as his brother?? I think he looks pretty much like, well, like Mads.
-This feels like we are repeating season 1 a lot. I know, we have to.
-Yes, Ulrich you have become a douchebag. Accept it.
-Bartosz looks extremely emo.

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-Sure, just beat each other up in the rain.
-Hmmm, so Adam killed Martha to break an invisible bond between them. Riiiiight.
-Someone please give Jonas a wet wipe to clean his face.
-Jonas, people on this show don’t tell each other right away what they want from you.
-Ugh, Old AltMartha, so cryptic.
-Wait, I was confused for a sec, but that’s AltMartha in 2019.
-Can you imagine if this Ulrich also gets trapped in the past when he eventually discovers time travel?
-Not the best dad in this reality.

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-I forgot that Hannah was Ulrich’s wife now in this reality. She is still the worst , though.
-Ahh, same technique to find out who is the mistress.
-Let’s never forget that Hannah is nuts.
-I don’t know what AltMartha is up to, but I sense trouble.
-So, essentially, the only way to break the fricking cycle is to give up what you love, in Jonas’s case his dead girlfriend.
-Like it’s going to be easy…
-That looks so much like what I use to flatten cakes.
-Hmm, is Old AltMartha jealous of our Martha?
-Of course their destinies are entwined, they have the same raincoat.
-Adult Jonas could use a therapist.
-That is the best question Adult Jonas could ask. Why can’t he remember?
-What the hell, then who wrote the letter? And what’s in the letter?
-As always, the problem comes from trying to bring back your loved one from the dead. The genie in Aladdin warned us about this.
-Can’t they go get the time ball AND take an umbrella with them?
-I don’t think Adult Jonas is going to use her only fuel left, is he?

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-Waaaaait, the creepy triad works for Old AltMartha?
-Of course Martha must die. I think I got that ages ago.
-Waaaaait, they killed Doppler, didn’t they? I think I know what Old AltMartha might be planning, but I will keep mum because I am always so wrong about everything -except Regina being Tronte’s daughter!
-Mmmm who cares about volume?
-I kind of want to visit that cave one day.
-Sure, Charlotte, go by yourself to the murder bunker.
-Bloody hell, the red rope is baaaack.
-Helge, four words and he already stole the episode.
-I just remembered he sort of killed Mads.
-This kid doesn’t strike me as a drugs kid, though.
-I mean, AltMagnus looks more the part right now, to be honest.
-Jonas, so sneaky.
-Pff, AltHannah, you are the f*cking worst. In every reality.

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-Blackmailing this dude whose wife just died.
-Oh my, is Peter having an affair with this guy here as well?
-Okay, does this comment mean we will see Peter arriving at Winden in 1987?
-I feel terrible knowing Helge went to an asylum in his forties.
-What accident did Helge have? I completely forgot.
-No, wait! His old self ran him over!
-Was his face so disfigured in our reality?
-I will definitely watch this again. And the whole series after I am done with this.
-Jonas, you can’t just tell a girl you’ve known her forever. It can be a chat up line, but in the woods at night it might creep her out.
-Oh, so it was herself whom AltMartha saw in the woods.
-This time machine makes me be thankful that technology keeps getting smaller every year.
-Hell, it is the black blurb!
-Hmmm whaaaat? Why has AltMartha run away? Now I feel I can’t trust her.
-Well, hello, slightly angry Adult Jonas.
-I wonder if Adult Jonas not remembering the Alt world is like when David Tennant and John Hurt couldn’t rememember the events of The Day of the Doctor.

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-Right, so the cake flattener is the new torch.
-Can someone please release Helge? He was brainwashed since childhood!
-Erit Lux? I am guessing they are the antithesis of Sic Semper.
-Old AltMartha looks very sad, though. My guess, as always, is that Jonas has to die.
-But everyone looks miserable all the time in this show anyway.
-AltMartha, those are not the best clothes for 2053.
-Ugh! Noooooo! Stupid AltMartha. Why is everyone so gullible all the time?

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-Daaaamn, is that prehistory?
-Aaand, is it our world or the alternate one?
-Hell, Adult AltMartha!
-Still rocking that fringe.
-Okay, not Prehistory, the future. So they also get the apocalypse, but at least they have sun!
-For clarity and space reasons, I will call Old AltMartha Eve from now on. Too complicated otherwise.
-But again, amazing casting!

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