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Film Review: Pirates of the Caribbean – Salazar’s Revenge

Two things before we begin: first, I consider Pirates of the Caribbean to be a trilogy, and anything else that has come afterwards is just unnecessary footage that I don’t even want to be bothered with; second, why do film titles have to be different in the UK? I have spent the last few months thinking this movie was called Dead Men Tell No Tales. Get your act together, Disney! Continue reading

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The Desolation of Smaug: The Godfather Part II of Fantasy Films

That title might seem misleading: why would I be comparing the Peter Jackson saga with one of the most important trilogies of all time? First of all, I believe it is unfair to say one is better than the other, mainly because they are opposite genres, and therefore it is impossible to try and make a proper comparison. They are just different. Continue reading

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